Archive for the ‘jokes’
12 Achievements Every Self-Respecting Warlock Must Complete
We already discussed the various ways warlocks can be evil. It's in our nature, and even those of us who aren't on RP servers must crave for world domination. There are many of us out there who pride themselves in spreading hatred and causing rage attacks on fellow players, but how to you measure one's evilness? Well, yours truly came up with a solution!
Patch 3.0.8 Notes Update
The Public Test Realm patch notes have been updated with the latest additions and bugfixes. Warlocks didn’t receive many changes except for a few minor bugfixes, and the long-awaited addition of snare-removal on Demonic Circle.
Demon Armor and Demon Skin: Armor increased by approximately 120%.
Demonic Circle: The teleport now clears all snare effects.
As [...]
7 Upcoming Warlock Nerfs
Hornstradamus’ predictions for the year 2009 (year of the melee on Azerothian calendar): warlock nerfs. We all know it’s coming, even tho we’re at the bottom of the food chain at the moment.
7. Drain spells through pillars
Will most certainly be removed. Sure, perhaps it doesn’t make sense to drain players health and mana through [...]
WoW Embarrassment
It may be considered “socially unacceptable” to tell your friends/familiy/co-workers that you’re an avid World of Warcraft player. The result of any of these people finding out about your dirty secret is embarrassment. Nevertheless, you do your best to hide it—telling lies, making excuses, misdirecting attention, etc.. However, sometimes, despite your best efforts, you slip [...]
Teh Gladiators
##NOLIGHTBOX##
There are various ways that you can break stealth in the arenas. A well-timed Demoralizing Shout will pull any rogue out of stealth. A Piercing Howl is good too, the kind you get if you listen to Justin Timberlake songs really loud. In fact, I’m pretty [...]
The Evolution of Trade Chat
##NOLIGHTBOX##First, there was [Dirge].
Now, it evolved from linking [Dirge] to various spells and talents.
If Blizzard only knew what kind of impact this will have… Dirge lasted for a few months and I still see it at least once per day, but I wonder how long this new [insert spell] will last. The ignore list is [...]
Harry Potter is a Warlock
##NOLIGHTBOX##The enemy of God! Yes, you heard it right.
Sorry in advance if this offends anyone but I can’t stop laughing at it, this must be seen.
Also check out how’s it like to be a warlock in 5v5 from oom.
WoW Humor 2: Do you know how hard it is to play a warlock?
##NOLIGHTBOX##Can’t say no to Failoring.
(from wowbash.com)
Q = Icelance? No, Q = QQ whine about warlocks.
Mage vs. Shaman: Epic battle. I just love Windows Paint made images.
Increasing WoW Performance III: Drugs
##NOLIGHTBOX##Although this post is labeled as jokes, these guys are serious.
This new medicine apparently improves your gaming performance - if there is any truth in what the German based producer Tomarni GmbH have to say.
Tomarni have said that the FpsBrain medicine enhances your reactions, increases your perception and stops your hands from shaking – and [...]
WoW Humor: Part one
##NOLIGHTBOX##I’ll start with warlocks this time, so you don’t flame me immediately.
Do you know who invented warlocks? Someone who couldn’t win a single duel with any other class.
My lock is so imba he doesn’t even need mana - my pet uses Dark Pact on me.
Now this one’s old but who cares.
Admiral Proudmoore landed on Kalimdor [...]
